Anyway, how about you?
Nothing special.
The usual.
Oh, that bag I bought?
The red one that's not made of leather but I thought it was?
Yeah.
Well, it's broken already.
You're joking.
No, really.
I used it like twice and the strap came off in my hand.
No way.
Yep, you bet.
Can't you sew it back on?
Well, I can't.
I guess I could take it somewhere but it'd probably cost more than the bag did.
I mean, it cost like seven dollars.
True.